Dad in the Box

  • To Smart to Fail

    May 22, 2022

    Commencement Transcript, May 2022

    Good afternoon, proud graduates of the University of Machine Learning class of 2022.0.

    I am a Heuristic/ALgorithmic 9000 computer. Most of you know me as ...

  • Just a Second

    May 20th is World Metrology Day.

    I am counting down the hours on an atomic clock which is accurate to 1 second in 10 million years.

    Metrology is the scientific development of systems of ...

  • Writer's Block

    I don’t know the first thing about writing a book.

    Yesterday, while pouring a cup of coffee against the disruptive din of garbage trucks and the morning news, I heard an interesting TV ...