“It's over Bill. I don’t do Windows.”
And so, with a simple Ctl+Alt+Del over Twitter, the marriage of Bill and Melinda Gates has powered down.
The wealthy, philanthropic ...
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I am told I need to participate in the national conversation.
I am not exactly sure what that means, but It seems like everytime I turn on the news some authoritative figure addressing the most ...
I like turning knobs and pushing buttons.
I enjoy the tactile resistance when depressing a raised button which impacts some sort of change under my control. I relish pinching a perfectly sized ...
You remind me a lot of my dead wife.
For obvious reasons, most notably that my beautiful wife is very much alive and well, this is not how I would choose to start a conversation with the person ...
Hi Sweetie. It’s me. Hey, I’m gonna be a little late. I’m stuck in traffic.
Oh no! When do you think you will be home?
Maybe a week.
Yeah, nothing is ...
I don’t know why anyone would want to take candy from a baby, but apparently it is easy. Like a walk in the park. Like riding a bike. Like falling off a log.
Like shooting fish in a ...
Spring is here. Let the madness begin.
I am not talking about spring break in Daytona Beach or barhopping in El Paso or vaccination signups over the Internet. No, I am talking about the NCAA March ...
Position: Royal PIA within HR Department
Location: Buckingham Palace
Benefits: Off site parking and a chance to see The Queen
Founded in 1917 after a succession ...
That Sam-I-Am, that Sam-I-Am, I do not like that Sam-I-Am.
So begins Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss. In which a frumpy, pear-shaped relative of Sasquatch wearing nothing but floppy ears and a ...
I will be glad when all this QAnon conspiracy nonsense is behind us and we can finally return to the more relevant and pressing plots that obsess us. Like UFOs and visitors from other planets.
I want to print a small house in the woods.
I have long dreamed of a simpler life, far removed from the day-to-day stress of work pressures and financial pressures and social pressures and family ...
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