"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
"Last year’s resolution was to lose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go."
"Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year's? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep."
"May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did."